Liquid Death Electrolyte Death Dust

What the brand says

Sold as “Liquid Death Electrolyte Death Dust - Watermelon Flavored Hydration Powder Packets - Convicted Melon - 12-Stick Pack - Electrolyte Replacement”

These deranged sticks of electrolyte drink mix won’t just brutally murder your thirst, they’ll also pump you with enough essential vitamins and electrolytes that you’ll rise from the dead and no longer be a brain-eating zombie.